Art Gallery Planned For Killeeshil. Mixed Reaction In Cabragh.
Killeeshil man in Cabragh this morning. In an initiative to counteract the crippling boredom in Killeeshil, the Townland Committee have passed ambitious plans to build an art gallery down at Tullyallen...
View ArticleNew Pope Not Sure If Cookstown Will Stay Up
Up the Pope In a moment of weakness, perhaps brought on by the stress of his new job, Pope Francis the First admitted to an aide that he fears Cookstown Fr Rocks will tumble back down to the...
View ArticleTyrone Pensioner Biscuit Addiction On The Increase
Nightmare concoction in Tyrone BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE The worrying problem of pensioner biscuit addiction worsened yesterday in the County when three octogenarians from Cappagh were arrested for...
View ArticleGood Weather Sees Rise In Safari Animals Wandering Tyrone
Lion on bus to Omagh The recent good spell has sparked a rise in desert mammals popping up across the county according to animal spotter Hugh Pat Bonner from Ardboe. Elephants in Eskra, gazelles in...
View ArticleNext Series Of Downton Abbey To Be Based In Killeeshil
Your average Killeeshil abode BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE The BBC have refused to confirm or deny an increasing number of rumours that the next series of Downton Abbey will be filmed in Killeeshil. The...
View ArticleCouncil to Remove ‘Kill’ From All Tyrone Place Names. ‘Doesn’t Sound Nice’.
BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE East Tyrone Council last night confirmed that it intends to phase out ‘Kill’ or ‘Kil’ prefixes or suffixes to all place names in Tyrone over the next 12 months, and replace them...
View ArticlePSNI Discover 24 Old Bottles Of Sunny Delight. Derrytresk Evacuated.
BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE Part of East Tyrone was under alert last night after the PSNI discovered two dozen bottles of Sunny Delight at a house in Balynakilly Road, which had been forgotten about at the...
View ArticleOmagh Man Gets Wrong Flight Home. Ends Up In Omaha.
Seamie Corrigan, on plane BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE A man from Omagh inadvertently found himself 4,000 miles from home when he got on the wrong flight home and ended up in America. Seamie Corrigan, an...
View ArticleWashington DC Admits To Listening To Phonecalls In Drumquin, Clady And Augher
BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE In the wake of last week’s news of the security services in America listening in on phone calls throughout Europe, an international diplomatic investigation was sparked last night...
View ArticleExcuses For Sick Leave Becoming More Preposterous As Council Worker...
BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE Management at Dungannon & South Tyrone Borough Council fear an epidemic of sick workers following news last week that the council staff have an absenteeism rate amongst the...
View Article‘Strictly’ Fever Has Taken Tyrone Men By Storm
Cabragh man dancing deadly BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE The success of the the BBC’s recent series of Celebrity Come Dancing has kick-started a ballroom dancing revolution amongst men across the County. Barny...
View ArticleUndercover Reporter Reveals Secret GAA Refereeing Ring
Referees laughing their heads off A high-profile undercover investigator has shattered an underground refereeing ring in Strabane where up to 30 Tyrone referees meet up weekly and laugh at some of the...
View ArticleLions, Not Boars, Once Roamed Edendork
By Aughoughilley Schniffles New Edendork St Malachy’s crest? Channel 4’s Time Team have descended just outside Dungannon to reveal ancient animal remains which confirm that Edendork was in fact once a...
View ArticleAlcohol-Fuelled ‘Hell’s Grannies’ Evicted From Estate In Eskra
The troublemakers Up to nine pensioners have been told to leave an estate in Tyrone after wild around-the-clock bashes kept neighbours up all night for the last three weeks. The retired gang, who moved...
View Article97% Of Trainee Painters Failed ‘Cutting In’ Module At Dungannon Tech
Looking for advice on cutting in. Standards of painting and decorating in Tyrone are said to be at an all-time low after the Dept of Education’s recent publication of vocational exam results. Despite...
View ArticleHuge Fireball In Tyrone Sky Was A Hub© Hughes Shot From 2008, Not Meterorite.
2008 match ball returns The mystery of a recent fireball witnessed hurtling across the Tyrone night time sky has been solved by a crack team of scientists and a clatter of men from Killeeshil. Earlier...
View ArticleTullyallen Triangle Marching Band To Debut This Sunday
Band practice The small village of Tullyallen is to make history this Sunday at a junior football game when their 12-man triangle band make their first appearance in public. The band, made up of mostly...
View ArticleEducation Board Release Unusual Tyrone GSCE Answers
The Northern Ireland Education Authority have moved to raise the spirits of locals after the recent rainy weather by releasing some of the more surreal answers given to GSCE questions by a selection...
View ArticleChina Financial Splurge Continues As Far East GAA Clubs Buy Former Tyrone Stars
Shanghai Emmets React To Mugsy Transfer Owen Mulligan, Philip Jordan, Hub Hughes and Brian McGuigan are set to become the latest big name sporting stars to make their way to the Far East as Shanghai...
View ArticleChinese Make It To Dark Side Of Moon And Find Killeeshil Size 5 O’Neills Ball
The Chinese have confirmed that the first image from their un-crewed Chang’e-4 probe which touched down in the South Pole-Aitken Basin this morning was that of a GAA football with ‘Killeeshil GFC’...
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